Quickies


A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn’t pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, “Mrs. Cohen, your check came back.” Mrs. Cohen answered, “So did my arthritis!”

The Doctor says, “You’ll live to be 70!” “I AM 70!” “See, what did I tell you?”

A doctor says to a man, “You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day.” Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, “How is your love life since you have been running?” “I don’t know, I’m 140 miles away!”

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